I LOVE Knobs – Bundle

Wear it proud! 

Knobs t-shirts, hand screen-printed the old-school way. No fancy pants plastic prints, just good, hardwearing 180g 100% combed cotton t-shirts.

But is it only a T-shirt? No! It's so much more! Other than being a guaranteed magnet for the opposite sex (or same sex, undisclosed, sex, or any sex as you prefer)* this multipurpose garment is perfect for summer beach fun, indoor reflection on the meaning of life, early morning park yoga, sweet bedtime wear, washing the car, drying the cat, cleaning up beer spills, catching spaghetti sauce, swatting mozzies, and so much more.

Recommended to wear with or without pants.

*No claims of magnetic properties or increases in sexual attractiveness are actually true. These are in fact, completely false and ludicrous marketing claims cooked up by our overpaid advertising agency who spend our hard-fought dollars on parties in their Sunshine Coast high-rise. They promised we would sell more shirts if we said it.

Quality warm, cool, cold and tropical water wax for knobs

Side effects may include*:

• Better surfing ability
• More barrels than you could ever lie about
• Bragging rights
• The laughable ability to tell your mates you got knobs all over your board

*these side effects were never proven, nor even tested.

Quality Knobs bottle opener